Dear Tennessee,

Thank you for your hospitality. Your Wendy’s, Hardees, KFC, K-mart and Wal-Mart were very nice. Also, I enjoyed your satellite TV programs.

However, your mountains and hilly terrain made it difficult for me to breathe when I biked or walked. I have a feeling you did that to humiliate me, which was quite rude of you.

The all-dude hot tub party made up for it though.

Tired and Confused,
Zensho

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